Slant Eye Moog
hi. i'm chicken. i have a dog name bunsen, i named it after the muppets character Dr. Bunsen Honeydew. sometimes after bunsen moves his bowels, he uses his tongue to clean his poopshooter. if i could do that i would save $3.50 a month on toilet paper. i'm chinese, that's why i own a laundry mat, a take out restaurant, i'm good at math, my genitals are probably missing , i ride a bike, and i eat dog...where's bunsen?